Daddy, where did I come from?

Little Timmy: Daddy, where did I come from?

Timmy's Dad: O.K., we had to have this conversation someday! Well, you see, Daddy and Mummy met in a chat room on the internet. I set up a meeting with your Mummy and we landed in the bathroom at the Cyber Cafe.

Then, Mummy did some downloads from Daddies memory stick and when Daddy was ready to upload, we discovered that there was no firewall.

Since it was a bit too late to cancel, we just carried on doing the upload.

Nine months later, a stinkin' virus appeared!

Little Timmy: Huh?