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موضوع: Cool MSN Names الخميس أغسطس 30, 2007 7:46 pm

Nobody is perfect. I am Nobody. Therefore I am perfect.

It's only funny until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious.
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When all is said and done more is said than done.
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A coward dies a thousand deaths, a soldier just dies the once
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Every year more than 2500 left handed people are killed from using right handed products.
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Never apologize for saying what you feel. It's like apologizing for being real.
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Isn't it scary to know what doctors do for a living is called "practice"?
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The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.
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My mother told me never talk to strangers. That's why I never talk to myself anymore.
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I knew that something was wrong when my imaginary friends would not play with me.
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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other, and when I am alone I am together.
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"Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted."
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A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey
All generalizations are false
Always tell the truth, even when you lie
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Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one
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Be The Change You Wish To See

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Buy land, they have quit making it!

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Definition of a Dance: A navel engagement without the loss of semen.

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

Don't breed them if you can't feed them

Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer

Don't like my attitude? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS

Dont steal, the government hates competition

Earn easy cash in your spare time by blackmailing friends.

Equality!! If men and women were created equal, a judge in capitol crime cases would have to make sure that women were h

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Everybody makes mistakes, thats why they put erasers on pencils

Everytime I see ur face. I wish I was in outer space Razz

Excerceise and Diet... But you still Die.

Geniuses are never understood in their own lifetimes

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Children in the dark cause accidents. Accidents in the dark cause children

A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts
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The higher you are, the farther you fall
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If you are drinking to forget, pay in advance
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I don't curse, drink and smoke. H*ly shit! My cigarette fell in my glass of beer!
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Be The Change You Wish To See
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Life's a beach... Surf it up!
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The funny thing about Common sense is that it's not very common
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When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better
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WaNnA PLaY ArMy?? ... Ok! SiT BaCk AnD i'LL BLoW ThE HeLL OuT oF YoU!
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Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question
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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
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To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all life's problems
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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes
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Gravity always wins
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Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!

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