Man's Best Friend

You've always suspected it. Dogs are man's best friend. Now you know why.

The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.

Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.

Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.

Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

A dog's parents never visit.

Dogs do not hate their bodies.

Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.

Dogs seldom outlive you.

Dogs can't talk.

Dogs enjoy petting in public.

You never have to wait for a dog. They're ready to go 24-hours a day.

Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

Dogs like to go hunting.

Another man will seldom steal your dog.

If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both of you.

A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died would you get another dog?"

If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay in your hotel room for free.

A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.

If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they just think it's interesting.

On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.

Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.

Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

If a dog leaves, it won't take half your stuff.

no offense of course

1- You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s

2- You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

3 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

4 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

5 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.

6- A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

7 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.

8- A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

9- A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

10- You can buy a silencer for a handgun